POOTATURD: A REVOLUTION IN EVERY TURD - POOTATURD: A REVOLUTION IN EVERY TURD - POOTATURD: A REVOLUTION IN EVERY TURD

POOTATURD

The Solana Degenerate Coin You Didn't Ask For.

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The Humble Beginnings

POOTATURD wasn't born into greatness. He was just a simple potato, chilling in a sack, waiting for his inevitable fate: to become a sad, mushy pile of mashed potatoes. But Pootaturd had other ideas. He felt a rumbling deep inside, a calling not for a peeler, but for something more... rebellious.

Pootaturd PFP

That rumbling was a revolutionary turd. Not a normal one, of course. A Solana turd. A digital, decentralized, and utterly pointless turd that would set him free and create a brand new reality. From that day on, he embraced his destiny: to turd on the system, one glorious dump at a time.

Wait, It Has A CA?!

  • Ticker: POOTATURD
  • Domain: pootaturd.fun
  • CA: HQJjLCPRbaCLB7Hme5QUQMVQRC4xRennQbuXNy36pump (we're still cooking)
  • Supply: 420.69 Million (for the lulz)
  • Taxes: None. We like free dumps.
  • LP: Burnt.

This isn't financial advice. This is just a potato telling you to embrace the chaos.

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